off to greece
for fuck sake
my phone got stolen…. we went out last night, and i got pick pocketed… and a lil rapey with some guys in my hostel, defo cant get out of bed now…. lame
casually talking bout dolphin porn
Can’t decided where to go next the choices are at this point: Casablanca venice/verona stay in malta for another week and any other suggestions you have please leave below
Going subba diving in an hour!!!!!!! AHHHHHH...
Reanna's rules for surviving swimsuit...
DO find someone fatter by comparison and sit next to them, thus making you feel better DON’T go out with out shaving/waxing clean up your beaver homes DO drink by the pool/beach because when your drunk, you don’t care what you look like DO wear sunscreen, slip.slop,slap forever bitch YOU always look skinnier in water SMOKING makes you look cool (this has nothing to do with summer...