May 2012
169 posts
for fuck sake
my phone got stolen…. we went out last night, and i got pick pocketed… and a lil rapey with some guys in my hostel, defo cant get out of bed now…. lame
casually talking bout dolphin porn
need help...?
Can’t decided where to go next the choices are at this point:
Casablanca
venice/verona
stay in malta for another week
and any other suggestions you have please leave below
Going subba diving in an hour!!!!!!! AHHHHHH...
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Reanna's rules for surviving swimsuit...
DO find someone fatter by comparison and sit next to them, thus making you feel better
DON’T go out with out shaving/waxing clean up your beaver homes
DO drink by the pool/beach because when your drunk, you don’t care what you look like
DO wear sunscreen, slip.slop,slap forever bitch
YOU always look skinnier in water
SMOKING makes you look cool (this has nothing to do with summer...
in malta.
I am actually excited about Malta, I was really down in Sicily. Mainly because the Sicilian people are so loud and aggressive if one more guy in the street stopped me ans touched my leg to read my tattoo I would have straight up punched him. I come from a culture that if people touch you, in the street it’s generally ok to yell at them. ( i will be writing more about Italian men and shit i...
